1. laughingsquid:

SIM Cards Must Die

This should happen

    laughingsquid:

    SIM Cards Must Die

    This should happen

  2. I was bored so I wrote a fictional erotic story

    It all started when my plane landed at the airport. I thought it was gonna be an innocent visit. I was wrong. It started off as an original visit I got picked up from the airport when all my bags were collected. Visiting for one week was the original plan until as I was getting in the car I got a call from my boss to stay an extra week since she was coming up and I’ll fly back with her. I told my friend and he was quite happy. For the few days it was a typical visit going site seeing, meeting new people, going to new places. Then one night just hanging out inside his room we ended up snuggling and I looked up at him and he kissed me. It was so passionate so powerful my whole body went numb. All I thought was I dont want this feeling to stop as he pulled away. I looked back down thinking maybe I imagined that when he tilted my head back up and he kissed me even more powerful this time and tongue finally ended up getting mixed in there. When we finally came up for some air is when we both realized what was going on. Me being the shy one I am I got up and left and decided before anything progressed I should leave to the other bedroom. As I lay down to go to sleep I couldn’t help but keep thinking about that kiss about how good it felt when his tongue was inside my mouth. I looked over to the clock it read 3:00 am I knew he was probably asleep considering he stopped texting me at around 2:00 and he had to work at 9. So I sneaked over to his room and gently opened the door to make sure it didn’t squeak. I gently pulled the blankets from his sleeping body which is when I found out that he slept naked. I never slept naked but with the little clothing I had I might as well of. Looking at his naked body in full view I knew that what I was about to do was well worth it. I got on his bed very cautiously to not wake him up. I managed that easily considering he slept like a rock. I gently picked up his dick and immediately inserted in my mouth. Larger than I thought it would be was my first thought. Then I began giving him a blow job. Deep throating every now and then. When it began to rise and enlarged I realized I woke him up. Thats when my rhythm went from relatively fast to really fast and then automatically switch to really slow. That’s when I heard him groan. I kept going knowing that was a good sign until he came in my mouth. I swallowed it and got off the bed and went back to my bedroom. Within a couple minutes of me being the room I got a text message telling me to get my ass back in the room. I completely ignored it and went to bed. The next day went as usual him working in the morning and then hanging out after. He never mentioned the night before and neither did I. For some reason this night I was tired so I went to bed relatively early. Usually I am a light sleeper but this time I was completely dead to the world. Then he decided to sneak in my room and managed to get my itty bitty boy shorts off and go down on me. As soon as his tongue entered my body my eye opened up and my back lunged up. He kept going faster and harder and deeper and my toes started to curl and my hands went straight to my mouth so I didn’t wake anyone in the house. I have gotten eaten out before but by far he was the best and I didn’t want him to stop. I orgasmed more than once and by the third one he stopped and came and layed by me. I just looked at him and he looked at me and said we are even and he kissed my forehead and sad good night. I was left laying there with my boy shorts around my ankles in an empty room. Thats when I devised a plan the next few nights we had kept trading off with each other. Me giving him head and him returning the favor the next night yet the night before I left I was like I’m done being teased. Around midnight I snuck into his room as usual but instead of doing my usual deed I silently undressed and got on top of him under the covers. I started to gently kiss his neck and nibble on his ear to wake him up when he did I kissed him and bit his lip a little. When his hands started moving to my body and around it and he realized I wasn’t wearing his clothes he was surprised. I kissed him lips then went down his body kissing him until I got his dick I took in my mouth and deep throated further than before that’s when suddenly I flipped on my back and he tries to go down on me and. I want having it I wanted him inside me I was sick of playing games. I told him I wanted him inside me. He looked at me shocked I said that. I told him he had 5 seconds before I get up get dressed and before I could finish he entered my body and my back automatically arched. He had me pinned and I couldn’t move but l broke free my hands went straight to his back. The scratching began not to hard but not to soft then he did the only position I was afraid of. He put my legs on his shoulders and continued to fuck me and he went deeper and deeper each time.it was getting hard for me to contain my screams. I wanted to get on top but he wasn’t having any of it. Finally my begging worked and I got on top. He stayed me when we flipped. As soon as I got on top I thruster my hips forward and his mouth formed an oh my god. Then I thruster backwards and I heard and hm from him. Then I layed flat on him and moved back and forth and around and around. Then sat straight up and started goin really fast cowgirl style. I was going so fast you can hear all the wetness squishing together. Apparently my time on top was over and he picked me up and we moved off his bed and I ended up pinned to a wall. Him Holding me up and fucked me harder. Around the time he came I was rubbed raw. I got dressed head back to my room and fell asleep. The next day I got ready and he drove me to the airport. I wanted him to remember me by until next time I saw him just invade he forgot about last night. You might be thinking of a kiss or a present but no I gave him road head all the way to the airport got out of the car said till next time and left. Two months later I went back and needless to say we had a good time. Now every two months or ago I fly in for a week and leave the happiest woman in the world.

    By: Roxana G

  3. That one guy

    Cute and charming as could be
    Had my wrapped around his finger by the count of three

    Talking and texting everyday
    Saying we would see each other hopefully before may

    I call him baby as if he is mine
    He tells me that he told his dad i am his and fine

    Without a doubt sometimes I feel like we are together
    Yet 1000 miles is the distance we have to weather

    Shockingly enough when I talk to him I get happy
    And sometimes we even get all sappy

    Lately we have been separating
    It makes me upset to see that we are losing the chances of dating

    I don’t care if he told me we are threw
    I just want that final answer so I could find something new

    He does mean a lot to me
    And we both say we are each others G’s

    He’s that one guy I wanna see
    So I am gonna buy a plane ticket so e can meet me

    He’s that one guy that I need to be with :)

  4. theclearlydope:

Good tip.

    theclearlydope:

    Good tip.

  5. Haha

    Haha

  6. The thinker

    The thinker

  7. His eyes

    His eyes

  8. theclearlydope:

Off season fun.

I love me some Brady!!

    theclearlydope:

    Off season fun.

    I love me some Brady!!

  9. theclearlydope:

This is going to get so many hands laid tonight.

awesome pick up line

    theclearlydope:

    This is going to get so many hands laid tonight.

    awesome pick up line

  10. 
The red string of fate.
“According to the myth, the gods tie an invisible red string around the little finger of people who are destined to be soul mates and will one day marry each other.” It can get twisted and knotted..but it will never be broken.


Omg. I love it

    The red string of fate.

    “According to the myth, the gods tie an invisible red string around the little finger of people who are destined to be soul mates and will one day marry each other.” It can get twisted and knotted..but it will never be broken.

    Omg. I love it